Kid: "Will you still be a librarian after you get married?
Kid: "You won't stay home and take care of the children?"
Me: "I don't have any children."
Kid: "But you will!"
Me: "Maybe, maybe not."
Kid: "You can take care of them during the day and then come to the library
to do the night work."
Well, looks like THAT'S sorted. Who says you can't have it all?