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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Nice Librarian

This poor, sweet, deluded child. I have them all fooled. FOOLED, I TELL YOU. 

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Fun With Faces

Last week a kid and I had some fun with blank Mona Lisa faces. Can you guess which one is mine?

ANSWER: the one on the left is mine. (The "sarcastic" one, as the kid called it.) 

Tuesday, November 10, 2015


Came out to the kid's reference desk and saw this sign taped to the computer and now my life is complete. 

I asked the kid who made it WHY he made it and he simply said "Because people should appreciate librarians."

Me: "No one told you to make it?"

Kid: "No. I also made one for the security guard." Which he did.

Sometimes I have no words, guys. 

Thursday, November 5, 2015

This is the kind of thing you find when you investigate a shoe box full of old photos in your library's basement. 

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Tough Crowd

Me to kid: "I like your Harold and the Purple Crayon t-shirt!"

Kid's mom: "He also has a Corduroy one. I think he likes Corduroy better."

Kid's older brother: "Harold is crap, Corduroy is great."


Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Friday, July 10, 2015

Librarian Job Fairs at Brooklyn Public Library

Are you a librarian? Are you looking for a job? Check out the flier below for information about three upcoming job fairs happening at Brooklyn Public Library! JOIIIIN UUUUS! 

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Random Acts of Bookish Kindness

In case you needed your faith in humanity restored...

The other week I received this lovely mention on Twitter from a lovely Twitter friend telling me a lovely thing. 

Seriously, how great of a surprise is that? Unexpected books! They arrived recently and they look just wonderful. 

So I just wanted to publicly thank Mary (and the "Choose Your Own Adventure" people) and for making my day a little brighter - and, by extension, making the kids at my library a little happier too. Hooray for random acts of bookish kindness!


Monday, June 1, 2015


My coworker found this very helpful note stuck inside a kid's book.

If only deciding which books to weed were ALWAYS this easy.

Friday, May 8, 2015

Kids Say The Darndest...Well, You Know (Part Whatever)

It's been a very, very long time since I posted any of the funny things kids have said to me (or each other) at the library. It's been a long time since I posted much of anything, in fact, and I'm not happy about that. Someone from internetland was actually nice enough to email me and tell me she missed my blog posts, which blew me away and also made me sorta sad, because I miss them too. Since becoming a manager at my library, I've had a lot less time on my hands, a lot more stress, and a lot fewer cute kid moments to enjoy and share. But the good news is, these moments do still happen!

SO, I thought I'd do a round-up of kids quotes to remind myself of the lighter side of the job. Some of these I've tweeted already, so if you follow me on there, I apologize for any crossover. Either way, I hope you find them amusing.


Kid, to me: "Today was the best day of school ever. We didn't learn ANYTHING."


Kid to another kid: "It would be really cool if I could turn myself into Darth Vader."


Kid, to me: "Some people have said that being a grown up is torture. Is that true?"


Kid: "Hi!"

Me: "Hi! Where've you been lately?"

Kid: "Enjoying the world!"

Someone's got to, kid. Someone's got to.

Kid, to me: "Your eyes look like a vampire's eyes. But in a good way."


Kid to another kid: "Oh yeah? Go look in a mirror. It'll break in TWO SECONDS." Sick burns are still alive and well in Brooklyn, NY.


Kid, carrying a huge stack of books: "These books are making me lose my balance."



Tween: "I wrote a story."

Me: "That's so great!"

Tween: "Well, I didn't PUBLISH it yet."

Me: "It's still great!"

Tween: "I GUESS."

Eleven years old and she's already suffering from publishing malaise.


Kid, to me: "Do you control the library?"



And my (admittedly biased) favorite:"You are a good woman and beautiful." - what a kid (who's learning English) slowly said to me after I made her a library card. I'LL TAKE IT.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Baltimore Libraries

Hey guys, here is a post I put together over at Book Riot about how Baltimore libraries stayed open despite protesting/riots and included information about what you can do to support the libraries and their staff. Thanks for supporting libraries near and far, everyone.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Story Time

The other day a kid (one of the library regulars) showed me a short story she had written in school and we talked about it (it was actually pretty dark, but that's a tale for another time).

Later that afternoon, after she had finished her homework, the kid came up to me and told me she was bored. There were no programs going on at that time, so I said that she should write another short story. 

"What should I write about?" she said.

"An awesome librarian," I joked. 

This is what she handed to me a little while later:

I asked the kid who the narrator was talking to, and she shrugged and said "no one, really."
Even though I've never played chess in my life (and obviously we need to work on the "your vs. you're" thing), I told her I appreciated the support and that I hope she keeps writing. Someone's got to do it!  


While I have you here: below is some stuff I've worked on in the past couple of months that I'm proud enough to want to show y'all. (Might as well get all the self-promotion out of the way in one post because at the pace I am moving, the next time I'll blog again will be in July): 

Here's piece I wrote for Reading Rainbow: "A Writer & Librarian on How (& Why) to Surround Yourself with Books"

Here's a post on Book Riot about #WeNeedDiverseBooks featuring some awesome teens at my library (as well as the work of my awesome colleague Katya): "We Need Diverse Books: Real Teens Have Their Say

And don't forget about the Dear Book Nerd podcast! In some recent episodes, my guests and I answer lots of really interesting questions and discuss diversity, genre, more diversity, spoilers, and other cool bookish stuff. Check it all the episodes here (and submit your own questions!)

Until next time (hopefully before July),


Friday, January 23, 2015


Kid: "Will you still be a librarian after you get married?
Me: "Yes."
Kid: "You won't stay home and take care of the children?"
Me: "I don't have any children."
Kid: "But you will!"
Me: "Maybe, maybe not."
Kid: "You can take care of them during the day and then come to the library
to do the night work."
Well, looks like THAT'S sorted. Who says you can't have it all?

Monday, January 19, 2015

Edward Gets an Illustrator!

Hey, guys! I just want to share some quick (and AWESOME) news!

Some of you may know that I wrote a picture book manuscript called Edward Gets Messy and, with the hard work of my wonderful agent Brooks Sherman, sold it to Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers this past June. The book is slated to be published in the summer of 2016. To me, this sort of feels like it's a million years away...BUT an important step in the process has been taken!

I'm honored and excited to tell you that Olga Stern has been signed to illustrate Edward! I adore her artwork (it's certainly better than mine) and I can't wait to see what she creates for this little story. 

I'll be sure to share more updates as they arise. Thank you to Olga, to Brooks, to Kristin Ostby (my editor at S&S), and to everyone else who has supported this project along the way.


Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Library List

Found this list in the library. I'm not sure what it's for, exactly, but I HOPE it's for a party, and I hope that I'm invited.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Who is Paul McCartney? (Library Kid Edition)

I've been seeing a lot of weirdness on the internet today about how society is "doomed"
because young people don't know who Paul McCartney is (which seems to be stemming from this tongue-in-cheek article). It appears that people are even
trolling mentions of McCartney on Twitter and questioning the intelligence
of anyone who does not know who he is or who says that he's maybe not relevant to kids today or even JOKES about it.
I got a little curious myself, so for fun, I did a quick, informal, totally unscientific poll of some of the kids currently hanging out in my library on this slow-ish, rainy Saturday.
To two tween girls:
Me: "Do you know who Paul McCartney is?"
One of the girls: "I've heard of him."
Me: "Do you know what he does?"
Girl: "No."
(Fair enough.)
To two tween boys:
Me: "Do you know who Paul McCartney is?"
One boy made a weird "I have no idea" face and the other said "He's an author, I think?"
(Close enough?)
To a group of four teen/tween girls:
Me: "Do you guys know who Paul McCartney is?"
Three of them shook their heads, but one said yes, so I asked her to elaborate and she said (VERBATIM):
"He's some singer. And he's old."
(In fairness, both are true.)
In conclusion: WHO CARES? I love the Beatles myself, but this is not a signal of doom. It's not really a signal of anything except the fact that time moves on for everything. Times change, tastes change, kids get new musical heroes, and that's okay. At the very least, stop (seriously, anyway) fighting on Twitter about it and harassing random people. I think we need to just *let it be, everyone.