Every so often I get to fill in for storytime here at my new branch, and it's always fun.
Today I ran the Preschool Storytime program and one of the books I read was The Watermelon Seed by Greg Pizzoli (a great read-aloud).
When I finished the book, I asked the kids if they thought a watermelon seed could ACTUALLY grow inside a person's belly.
One of the girls (who I suspect was slightly older than preschool age, but it's all good) raised her hand and said:
"No. There is no truth there."
Sometimes storytime gets existential, y'all.