Lady: "How do you spell 'chauvinist'?"
Me: *spells it for her*
Lady: "Thanks. I used to know that word soooooo well."
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Lady: "Now, the phrase 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir.' I know what it means. I just don't know how to spell the 'ce soir' part."
Me: *spells it for her*
Lady: "You know, I knew that phrase even before the song came out."
Me: *raises eyebrow again*
Me: *raises eyebrow again*
Lady: "I once dated a man from Canada and he said that phrase to me one day. I didn't know what it meant, but I found out soon after. When I saw him again, I slapped him right in his face."
Me: *raises both eyebrows* *eyebrows freeze that way forever* *never needs Botox*
I love my job.
Me: *raises both eyebrows* *eyebrows freeze that way forever* *never needs Botox*
I love my job.
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