Ain't no party like a librarian party.
“That’s no book--it’s a space station.” (??)
A for effort!
May the words be with you.I am a jedi reader, like my father before me.
I find your lack of a library card disturbing.
Ron, you get a gold star!
The best entry posted so far. Yep.
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to read to you.
Dang, you're good!
Help me, reference librarian. You're my only hope.
There is no late, there is only overdue.
Read or read not, there is no try. (? Told you I am bad at this.)
Book, I am your father.
"No! Tired not. Dewey, or dewey not. There is no tired." - Yoda the indefatigable librarian
"These are not the books you're looking for", waving hand slowly in front of patron holding Dan Brown books.