Kid: "Can you see if my book is here yet?"
Me: "Sure." (I check the kid's library card.)
Me: "There are a few holds ahead of you."
Kid "You mean I still have to wait?"
Me: "Yes. I'm sorry."
Kid: "It's okay. As long as I eventually get it. If not, I'll just shoot this whole library with a gun."
Me: "Um, WHAT?"
Kid: "Sorry, I get aggressive when I get mad." (She smiles sweetly.)
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE CHILDREN WAIT FOR BOOKS? VIOLENCE AND ANARCHY. WE HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED.